Just about done with life

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

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Dear iPhone: I am NEVER trying to write “ducking.” Sincerely, Everyone.
Kristen Bell (via nickie4president)

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urbestm8:

reginadentata:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

Why do I have a complete lack of surprise that the vast majority are 17-20 years old??

Holy fuck

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prinzalbert-fun:

eifach geil, 1 12er ring , durch 2 eichel

prinzalbert-fun:

eifach geil, 1 12er ring , durch 2 eichel

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interpretivescreaming:

postwhitesociety:

postwhitesociety:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

“Filming #freeCeCe with the one and only CeCe McDonald in Madison Square Park.” (x)
Legs for days, weeks, months, years!!!

CECE LOOK SO GOOD

gotta reblog this again cause cece look the fuck good

"Legs from here to Ya-Ya!"

interpretivescreaming:

postwhitesociety:

postwhitesociety:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Filming #freeCeCe with the one and only CeCe McDonald in Madison Square Park.” (x)

Legs for days, weeks, months, years!!!

CECE LOOK SO GOOD

gotta reblog this again cause cece look the fuck good

"Legs from here to Ya-Ya!"

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forthenguyenn asked: Do you have any slaves you want to trade w/ me?

pancakeservice:

pancakeservice:

submissivefeminist:

love-and-bdsm:

LOL WHAT?!?! This is ludicrous. And not even the first time I’ve been asked. Last week I had someone ask:

"My Mistress is sending me around to collect extra slaves from other Mistresses." 

Submissives are PEOPLE, not Pokemon cards. FFS. 

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Gotta catch ‘em all? 

Also, I want to be Jiggly puff.

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